T-SHIRTS

Your body deserves the best, your heart's in there! We made these shirts to cover those sexy bellies of yours. From the lips to the hips, baby.


BLOWIN' IT
TSHIRT
Blowin It

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Bananas are the motherfucking champions of fruit. Join the winners at the finish line. Peel away the pain.

ON FIRE
TSHIRT
On Fire

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Home is where the house fire is. Seriously. Grab your dog, that family photo album, and your drugs- this monster started with a can of gasoline.

FULL SPEED AHEAD
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Full Speed Ahead

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Sometimes you're on a boat. Yeah, you don't even own it. But guess what? You're the captain now, so make your own rules and sail into the sunset.

The Magic

How we make it happen


Design

Nothing says quality like hand-made art. Like a totem pole. Or French muscle cars. And that's what we use. Seriously though, it's the only way we do it- no bullshit.

SILK SCREEN

Dom take his finished drawings and inks them into the souls of American Apparel t-shirts that sexy models probably overdosed in.
God bless America.

THE WAREHOUSE

After that we high five and have a beer in the shower. Then put all of that shit into boxes. In SODO. You ever been down there?
It's scary, but rent is cheap.

YOUR DOORSTEP

We box your order and our delivery dude stops by. Like a Percy Harvin kick-off return, your shirts arrive. Check your end zone or mail hole. Hey! You're no longer naked.




(The end.)

We're here for you and your grandparents, keeping them from being nude at least one more day before they die.